Gaze through this gallery of real ‘staches that would make Ron Swanson proud
We are well into Movember, the annual month-long event in which guys around the world stop shaving their facial hair to raise awareness for the biggest men’s health issues, like prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and mental health and suicide prevention.
Whether this is your first attempt at sporting a ‘stache, or you channel your inner Amla for your beard, it never hurts to learn from the best. May these Instagram users’ majestic moustaches inspire you to grow out your own.
Gentlemen, please put down your razors.
We salute this guy’s style, but he looks like he’s surprised by his own ability to sprout a bitchin’ lip sweater.
Don’t be. Moustache Law mandates you must always rock your ‘stache with the utmost confidence
What we have here is a real nice, easily attainable ‘stache-and-stubble combo.
This incredible work of upper lipholstery defies conventional physics. We don’t deserve to be in its presence.
This grizzled cop is layin’ down the law with a perfectly maintained walrus ‘stache, Sam Elliot-style.
Wait . . . is this Sam Elliot?
The wife may not approve, but we do, friend. We do.
One of life’s great pleasures is rubbing soap through a thick, luscious ‘stache.
All guys strive for Salvador Dali or Duck Dynasty, but the majority of men wind up here. No shame in a baby ‘stache that’s just trying its best.
Where does the face lace end and the feline begin? No one can say for sure.
This ‘stache selfie answers the question, “What if Brad Pitt stopped aging after 1993”?
New rule: You can only shave during Movember if you can produce something like this.
Triple the tickler, triple the fun.
This last ‘stache belongs to Men’s Health video producer Danny O’Halloran. It’s so magnificent, it has its own office.