7 Women Reveal the Worst Places They’ve Ever Had Sex
We asked seven women to share the absolute worst locations they’ve had sex and why they’d never do it again. Spoiler alert: Stay away from water

June 6, 2016

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We asked seven women to share the absolute worst locations they’ve had sex and why they’d never do it again. Spoiler alert: Stay away from water.

 In Public

“I thought it would be fun to have sex in public places. In the middle of the night, we were walking along a path next to a lake. We chose a spot on the pavement and started getting after it. It was awkward, painful, and ended with him fingering me for five minutes while I watched garbage wash up on shore. Definitely not a turn on.” —Michelle L., 28

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In A Parking Lot

“In high school, my boyfriend and I had sex in his van with the seats down in a parking lot. After we steamed up the windows, we heard a knock on the door and saw a light. It was a cop. He saw both of us naked and told us to move the car.” —Leah D., 27

In A Hot Tub

“Hot tubs are not actually a sensual place to have sex, at all. It is a great place to get bacterial vaginosis, though.” —Maria R., 30

The Childhood Bed

“A bunk bed—just no.” —Hayley T., 26

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 On A Boat

“The worst place I’ve had sex was a boat. It’s wobbly, it smelled like urine, and there was so much sand involved. Never again.” —Jenna H., 33

 In A Hotel Bathtub

“I attempted to ‘surfboard’ Beyoncé style in a hotel bathtub with my boyfriend (that’s reverse cowgirl in a tub). Forty-eight hours later, I got the worst UTI of my life. So. Much. Blood. I’m still worried about all the gross stuff that was probably in the bath water. Ew.” —Ashley E., 26

Related: The 5 Germiest Places to Have Sex, Ranked by a Microbiologist

 Under A Blanket

“When I was younger, I was with a guy watching a movie at his house on the couch. I thought it was sexy to go down on him under the blanket, but it quickly turned into a very sweaty, hot mess. I panicked and felt trapped with a dick in my face.” —Carrie P., 31

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